"it's in my purse… somewhere…"

Brenda's handbag is a stylish Tory Burch; bottomless but cute at the same time. Were an archaeologist to unearth it 500 years from now, the life of a typical 21st century professional could be reconstructed to a fairly high degree of accuracy.

"Savannah Rae's Gourmet Popcorn has been working with United Webworks for almost a year now and it was one of the best decisions this new business has made!

Our [former] web designer left the site 3/4 of the way finished and I had no idea what SEO even meant. United Webworks finished out the website and explained how everything functioned. About 6 months later we had them work on the SEO and our website traffic has increased by almost 40%. 

 "I don't want to call her back."

"Why not?"

"Because I just emailed her a week ago and I haven't heard back yet. I don't want to be annoying…"

We understand. You and I have been on the wrong end of one too many eager salesperson's relentlessness. To them, "No" is merely the first two letters of "Now I'll buy it!" How then, to be professional, yet personable? Persistent, yet polite?

It was a dark and stormy night. Out of the shadowy alley saunters a trench-coated man, collar turned up, face obscured by the brim of a black fedora. He casually sidles up to the red-haired woman at the bus stop. "I've heard that Piccadilly Circus is beautiful this time of year," he says in the most casual of tones. She slowly exhales pungent cigarette smoke through pursed lips and replies, languidly, "But I really do miss the clowns." The man smirks back, "I heard they all went on strike for bigger company cars." The Redhead quickly glances into his square-jawed face and whispers, "Come on, our ride is waiting." They hurry off through the rain and fog to a waiting taxicab and disappear into the night.

“Honestly, if you're given the choice between Armageddon or tea, you don't say 'what kind of tea?’”

― Neil Gaiman ¹

There was something very unusual about April 21st 2015. It was no surprise… We all had plenty of advance warning. It was the talk of blogs and worldwide industry scuttlebutt for months in advance.

The hype machine went into overdrive. "The End of Days is upon us!" it wailed.