Everyone needs a little help from time to time, especially with dinner. One food company has even based an entire product line on the fact that we aren't all Julia Child. What Betty Crocker started as merely “Hamburger Helper” has become simply "Helper" and can be paired with numerous basic ingredients, like tuna, chicken and pork. "Fruit Helper" was mercifully discontinued a while back.

Your phone's autocorrect function may be the funniest form of mistake-making known to man. We dare you not to snicker at these beauts from http://www.damnyouautocorrect.com/ (Careful- many of the hilarious entries on the website are NSFW)

So many  genres of our storytelling tap into the age-old theme of the mysterious gunslinger / sword-wielder / space fighter pilot who comes in to clean up the town /

"Inbound's the name. Apprehending sales leads is my game," he says. Soon, the traditionalists are seen slinking out of town. Oh, they had their day in the sun, and in fact some of their techniques still work, but there's still a country mile of difference in the way marketing is approached.

"Savannah Rae's Gourmet Popcorn has been working with United Webworks for almost a year now and it was one of the best decisions this new business has made!

Our [former] web designer left the site 3/4 of the way finished and I had no idea what SEO even meant. United Webworks finished out the website and explained how everything functioned. About 6 months later we had them work on the SEO and our website traffic has increased by almost 40%. 

There you are on the therapist's couch. Feet up, head on a cushion, just like in the movies. You begin:

"Well Doc, I dreamed about work again."

"Ach, no. Zat is no gut. Vee must cure you of zees nightmares." She's from Austria, like any good psychotherapist.

"Actually it was different this time."

"Verrrry interesting. Tell me about zis dream…"